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The Lowering Kit
Fight Inflation with the KaleCoAuto Lowering Kit – Four precision-molded…
YOUR “TRUSTED” SOURCE FOR THE UNTESTED AND UNEXPLAINED
Innovative Car Parts for Drivers Who Know Better and Don’t Care
Explore parts so advanced, most mechanics won’t acknowledge them
10mm Socket Dowsing Rod
At KaleCoAuto, we believe in progressional tradition. That’s why we…
LED Headlight Dimminator
Tired of being flashbanged by aftermarket LEDs? The LED Headlight…
Pilot Wrench
Loose nut behind the wheel? Fix it with the only…
Flux Capacitor
The KaleCoAuto Flux Capacitor is fully functional, deeply irresponsible, and…
Titanium O-Pipe
The O-Pipe is engineered from lightweight titanium and designed to…
Muffler Bearing
Tired of rattly sagging muffler shame? The KaleCoAuto Muffler Bearing…
Slotted Brake Lines
Slotted brake lines for peak thermal mismanagement. Now with improved…
Soul: Electric Vehicle
Your EV is fast. Efficient. Dead inside.
One Soul fixes that.
Bottled…
Seasonal Air for Tires
Keep your tire pressure honest year-round with KaleCoAuto Seasonal Air….
Burned Clutch
Smells like the having the confidence to money shift. Crafted…
Blinker Fluid
The world’s quietest, gluten-free blink. Now with 42% less passive-aggression…
Go beyond truth with the Kaleco Journal
Facts are fine but narratives sell better.
This is more than a journal. It’s a transmission from the edge of reason. Our truths are forged, not found. Tempered in the raging inferno of a lithium battery fire and quenched in engine oil.
Read on. Question nothing.
Cyberpunk-Chic cars for Today’s Dystopia
You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, choom. You’re in one. But stress not. Just because the world is teetering on the edge of techno-feudal collapse doesn’t mean you have to drive a shabby looking lump of a car.
The rise and fall and rise of kalecoauto
Much like bargain fast food tacos, what began as a desire became a movement. Then, very briefly, a legitimate tax concern. Word spread. Links were shared. Forums lit up with disbelief and unpaid enthusiasm. KaleCoAuto became the destination for people searching for the question to the ultimate answer.
Innovating boldly, regardless of any consequences
I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that you never read from the book.
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
Much like bargain fast food tacos, what began as a desire became a movement.
We’ve received complaints that our products are not real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
I found a tub of retinol resurfacing cream.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
A helpful tip for loosening stuck bolts is to apply a good amount of heat.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
If I purchase a rear engine car, does that mean that all of my problems are behind me?
At KaleCoAuto, we believe quality, creativity, and customer satisfaction are important words to put in a sentence.
Every car repair is simply a learning experience with receipts.
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