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Go beyond truth with the Kaleco Journal
Facts are fine but narratives sell better.
This is more than a journal. It’s a transmission from the edge of reason. Our truths are forged, not found. Tempered in the raging inferno of a lithium battery fire and quenched in engine oil.
Read on. Question nothing.
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These Viral Car Hacks Are Damaging Your Car (And what actually works)
Some of the worst advice spreads the fastest and nowhere is that truer than in the world of DIY car care. From toothpaste on headlights to using dish soap as car wash, these “hacks” are everywhere and they’re quietly destroying your paint, trim, and interior. I’ll show you what works instead.
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Drivers: If you do this, what is wrong with you?
This driving behavior, according to top behavioral scientists: “It’s a rare condition known as Situational Velocity Dysregulation Disorder. Or, more commonly known as being a complete jackass. It’s only mildly contagious, but definitely hereditary.”
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Cyberpunk-Chic cars for Today’s Dystopia
You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, choom. You’re in one. But stress not. Just because the world is teetering on the edge of techno-feudal collapse doesn’t mean you have to drive a shabby looking lump of a car.
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The rise and fall and rise of kalecoauto
Much like bargain fast food tacos, what began as a desire became a movement. Then, very briefly, a legitimate tax concern. Word spread. Links were shared. Forums lit up with disbelief and unpaid enthusiasm. KaleCoAuto became the destination for people searching for the question to the ultimate answer.
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Innovating boldly, regardless of any consequences
I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that you never read from the book.
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
That’s why I never open the owner’s manual
Much like bargain fast food tacos, what began as a desire became a movement.
We’ve received complaints that our products are not real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
We’ll be forwarding this to customer service, which is just as real.
I found a tub of retinol resurfacing cream.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
Applied it to my hood.
My paint is glowing, but my wife is incandescent.
A helpful tip for loosening stuck bolts is to apply a good amount of heat.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
Another helpful tip is to not use the microwave.
If I purchase a rear engine car, does that mean that all of my problems are behind me?
At KaleCoAuto, we believe quality, creativity, and customer satisfaction are important words to put in a sentence.
Every car repair is simply a learning experience with receipts.
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