Contact

you found our contact page, but you’re not going to like it

If you need us, don’t worry.

We’ll find you.

do-not-contact@kalecoauto.com

There’s so many self-important headings

Look, there’s another one. Is it humanly possible to put our heads so far up that we can just write a new one for every page? Frankly, I wouldn’t even ask Kale-E, our AI generated intern, to write it.

What makes KaleCoAuto’s parts unique?

We use the latest unicum technology. That’s a real word, you can google it.

Do you offer international shipping?

Not since that incident with the cargo ship getting stuck in the canal. We can’t handle the stress.

How can I ensure compatibility with my vehicle?

That seems like a you problem, not an us problem.

What payment methods do you accept?

We only accept the incredibly elusive crypto currency, KaleCoBux.