Description

Now Newer, Now More Improved.

Experience the quietest blink of your life— now organically. Our new and improved formula delivers unmatched performance for both import and domestic vehicles, now with:

• 100% Organic ingredients
• 100% Gluten-Free formulation
• Blinks harder, faster, and with less emotional baggage
• 42% Less Passive-Aggressive
• 15% More Aggressive-Aggressive
• Non habit forming

Perfect for vehicles that have been neglected, ridiculed, or simply out-blinked. Whether you’re cornering with confidence or just changing lanes in a 2003 Camry, our blinker fluid guarantees smug, silent superiority

Disclaimer: Not for internal use. May cause temporary vision enhancement, followed by irreversible smugness. Do not apply to nose, ears, or emotional wounds. Not recommended for use in Electric Vehicles or near goats. May cause dizziness, clarity, existential oversteer, or inability to operate a clutch. Use only as directed. Never ask who is directing. Prolonged exposure may result in mild transcendence. May cause BMW vehicles to enter a paradox state. Not for medical use, Dr. Rip Cornea. You know what you did.