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Blinker Fluid
The world’s quietest, gluten-free blink. Now with 42% less passive-aggression and 100% more smug confidence. This formulation is even more delicious than the last, not that you would do that sort of thing. But we did.
Description
Now Newer, Now More Improved.
Experience the quietest blink of your life— now organically. Our new and improved formula delivers unmatched performance for both import and domestic vehicles, now with:
- 100% Organic ingredients
- 100% Gluten-Free formulation
- Blinks harder, faster, and with less emotional baggage
- 42% Less Passive-Aggressive
- 15% More Aggressive-Aggressive
- Non habit forming
Perfect for vehicles that have been neglected, ridiculed, or simply out-blinked. Whether you’re cornering with confidence or just changing lanes in a 2003 Camry, our blinker fluid guarantees smug, silent superiority
Disclaimer: Not for internal use. May cause temporary vision enhancement, followed by irreversible smugness. Do not apply to nose, ears, or emotional wounds. Not recommended for use in Electric Vehicles or near goats. May cause dizziness, clarity, existential oversteer, or inability to operate a clutch. Use only as directed. Never ask who is directing. Prolonged exposure may result in mild transcendence. May cause BMW vehicles to enter a paradox state. Not for medical use, Dr. Rip Cornea. You know what you did.
Rusty Chesterfield –
Back when I was your age blinkers just worked or they didn’t. But my grandson got me this here Blinker Fluid and I figgered what the heck. Poured it in real careful like and I’ll be, both my blinkers started tickin in time like a metronome on a Sunday mornin. Left one don’t lag no more and the right one don’t sound like it’s chewin gravel. Don’t know what’s in it, probably somethin foreign, but it sure did the trick. Folks at the home noticed too. Givin it 5 stars if that’s what we’re doin now. Wish they made this back in sixty two.