Description

Welcome to the official KaleCoAuto Merchandise Emporium: your one-stop shop for wearable sarcasm, sticker-based upgrades, and drinkware that probably voids your warranty.

We proudly offer:

• Apparel with logos so real they loop back around to parody

• Stickers strong enough to “survive” a pressure washer once

• Mugs scientifically engineered to hold liquids and passive aggression

Whether you’re a certified mechanic, driveway philosopher, or someone who once Googled “how do cars work,” there’s something here for you. Something you can actually buy.

Remember: Friends don’t let friends drive stock.